Cera Impala

 What's better than the gift of a song or two from you-know-who?

   
Inspired by Swing-Jazz, and sweet love~ Cera's telegram service offers tailor-made performances at your doorstep,    "In tune and on-time".  Below you will find a lovely list of tunes and occasions for them,  don't see something? Cera might know it or learn it for you if you are extra nice-**just ask** the ukelele lady...

For the Lovers:  " I Can't Give You Anything But Love" (J. McHugh, D. Fields) " Heaven", "Fingernail Moon" C. Impala 
For the Graduate: " What a Wonderful World"  (Louie armstrong) " Across the Universe" The Beatles 
For the Depressed/ cynical: "Don't worry, be happy" (bobby Mcferrin) "Pearl" C. Impala "When I get Low" Ella Fitzgerald  "Feminists Don't Have  Sense of Humor" N. Mckay
For the Cheater: "Some of These Days" Shelton Brooks  "All of Me" (G. Marks, S. Simmons)
For the Disbeliever:  "Ain't Misbehavin' " (Fats Waller)  "Magick" and "What do You Say?" Cera Impala
For the Unmotivated:  "Lazy bones" and "Lazy River" both by the great Hoagy Carmichael 

Every performance includes a sung intro piece including the victims name, and the occasion.  A super-cera-style version of "Happy Birthday" is included free in the event.
The Deluxe package include delicious homemade cookies (Cera is a devilishly good baker), an artful custom handmade card for the occasion, an in-season flower.
if required, or desired the great Dr. Dirk can also be hired to come help for an extra 25 euro. this will also include two extra pieces of music!

To Arrange for your Singing Telegram: Please (scroll to bottom of the page) and write Cera a detailed request including: The date and time you wish the telegram to be sent, the approximate age of the recipient/victim, the exact address it is to be sent with with haus number and name on the doorbell, the occasion it is for, and of course the specific songs+goodies you would like included. Every delivery is custom made with love- "In tune and on time"!  

Singing Telegram

Singing Telegram

€30.00

an intro piece + two songs of your choice delivered in Kreuzberg or Neukölln.

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Singing Telegram outside Kreuz-kölln

Singing Telegram outside Kreuz-kölln

€40.00

 An intro+2 songs delivered inside Berlin

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Singing Telegram

Singing Telegram

€50.00

intro +2 songs outside of Berlin  (OR select this if you are inside Kreuz-kölln and would like the Deluxe package)

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Dr. Dirk the Fiddler

Dr. Dirk the Fiddler

€25.00

Dr. Dirk will come operate with me!  This also includes two extra pieces of music, and is really a nice touch for private parties

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Singing Telegram Deluxe

Singing Telegram Deluxe

€60.00

intro + 2 songs with beautiful handmade card, a tin of delicious homemade cookies and an in season flower delivered outside Kreuz-kölln, inside Berlin. 

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HomeMade Card with personal message

HomeMade Card with personal message

€7.00

add a custom made card from Cera's workshop.  Lovely, original and won't be made make till you order it. * includes your own personal message.

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